Vinegar and water candidate
drops suspends campaign
On Thursday, Mitt Romney suspended his race for the presidency of the United States, which only means one thing: the terrorists win! Comedy Central’s A Daily Show with Jon Stewart summarized Romney’s nonsensical ramblings brilliantly in this clip. Then A Daily Show Senior Analyst, Jason Jones, joined Jon Stewart on the set to explain how polling data showed Romney lacked the support of his key demographic – douchebags. Watch the clip here.
While we’ll miss Romney’s uncomfortable public appearances and absurd logic, we can’t help but get excited about watching the Republicans eat their own via relentless far Right Wing attacks on John McCain for his love of Mexican food… for not being homophobic enough… and, basically, for not embracing the fear mongering and super Christian ideals of this lunatic fringe of the Republican party.