Put a sweater on, Old Man!

I just finished checking the pressure of all the tires on our family vehicles, including Claire’s Jeep brand stroller. Plus, I think Momma has a 50,000 mile tune-up scheduled for her Nazi-wagen Passat, so I think we’re all set. But, I’ve been meaning to blog about Obama’s crazy idea about oil conservation… you know, the one where he says keeping your car tires inflated and engine properly maintained will increase fuel efficiency, thereby helping to lower gas consumption. I mean, where does he get this load of crap and why does he think anyone would actually take personal responsibility to help conserve energy? Someone needs to remind Obama about Jimmy Carter and his cardigan sweater (Google it, folks!). Besides, any educated person – as well as Right Wing lunatics like Newt Gingrich – can tell you that the only way forward is to drill here and drill now! We can drill our way to energy independence in no time, my friends… right after we “win the wars in Iraq… Afghanistan… Iran… Syria…”, give every American a house, kick all the Mexicans out of the country, and teach McCain about the Internets. I actually support domestic drilling (such as on the 68 million untapped acres already permitted to the oil companies), and that’s why I plan to start drilling in our backyard. The feds seems to enjoy handing out billions of dollars in tax credits and other incentives to anyone willing to drill, so I’m on-board with this plan. Plus, there’s a good chance I might find that steak bone I buried out there last spring that has gone missing… probably stolen by a squirrel.

Anyway, I did some research and found more information about Obama’s insane (not to be confused with “McCain”) automotive maintenance tips. Leave it to Stephen Colbert to set the record straight HERE.

Here Comes An American Patriot!

Nope.  It’s actually just a huge douchebag in a golf cart…

WAG THE DOG Quiz of the Day:

What is the best way to show your patriotism for America and support of the troops?

A) Give up golfing (or at least SAY you have given up golf and hope nobody takes your picture while you’re on the tee box with your daddy).

B) Call George W. Bush a “huge douchebag” as often as possible… or just say nothing and let Dubya speak for you.

Bush – Our Credible President

Isn’t that an oxymoron… emphasis on MORON?

I caught an episode of Keith Olbermann’s Countdown last night, and he was showing clips from past shows.  Below is a gem from January 10, 2007.  The clip is just a reminder of what a great president we have in Bush… and what a pathetic group of wussies we have in Congress.  Let me get this straight — Clinton gets impeached for lying to Congress about a blowjob (and no troops were harmed during any sexual escapades between Slick Willy’s willy and the intern).  But Bush lies to Congress, the American public, the U.N. and the world about… oh, let’s just say EVERYTHING… and nothing happens.  Unless you count the shredding of the Constitution, an unbelievable amount of unchecked war profiteering, nonstop corruption within the Executive Branch, and the death of thousands of great American soldiers due to the colossal blunder that is Operation Iraqi Liberation (OIL).  But at least I feel safer.  Don’t you?