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		<title>Out of the Mouths of Babes&#8230; and Evildoers</title>
		<link>http://wagthedog.wordpress.com/2009/05/01/out-of-the-mouths-of-babes-and-evildoers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2009 15:25:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bogartstewart</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bush calls on all nations to end torture Seriously&#8230; he did I find listening to all this torture talk to be, well, torturous&#8230;  sort of like sitting through an entire airing of Fox &#38; Friends in the morning.  The United &#8230; <a href="http://wagthedog.wordpress.com/2009/05/01/out-of-the-mouths-of-babes-and-evildoers/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=wagthedog.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1715913&amp;post=214&amp;subd=wagthedog&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Sarah Palin:  Me Talk Pretty One Day</title>
		<link>http://wagthedog.wordpress.com/2008/10/07/sarah-palin-me-talk-pretty-one-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 21:09:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bogartstewart</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[campaign]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[In true Wag the Dog Blog style, I&#8217;m providing my analysis of last Thursday night&#8217;s VP debate about four days late.  What can I say?  I&#8217;ve been busy&#8230; busy watching mindless Right Wing hacks (I believe they call themselves &#8220;pundits&#8221; &#8230; <a href="http://wagthedog.wordpress.com/2008/10/07/sarah-palin-me-talk-pretty-one-day/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=wagthedog.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1715913&amp;post=198&amp;subd=wagthedog&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>McCain cries, &#8220;What have I done?!?!&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://wagthedog.wordpress.com/2008/10/02/mccain-cries-what-have-i-done/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Oct 2008 13:50:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bogartstewart</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[lisa nova]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://wagthedog.wordpress.com/?p=195</guid>
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		<title>Put a sweater on, Old Man!</title>
		<link>http://wagthedog.wordpress.com/2008/08/06/put-a-sweater-on-old-man/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2008 15:37:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bogartstewart</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just finished checking the pressure of all the tires on our family vehicles, including Claire&#8217;s Jeep brand stroller. Plus, I think Momma has a 50,000 mile tune-up scheduled for her Nazi-wagen Passat, so I think we&#8217;re all set. But, &#8230; <a href="http://wagthedog.wordpress.com/2008/08/06/put-a-sweater-on-old-man/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=wagthedog.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1715913&amp;post=192&amp;subd=wagthedog&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Here Comes An American Patriot!</title>
		<link>http://wagthedog.wordpress.com/2008/05/15/here-comes-an-american-patriot/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 15:27:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bogartstewart</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nope.  It&#8217;s actually just a huge douchebag in a golf cart&#8230; WAG THE DOG Quiz of the Day: What is the best way to show your patriotism for America and support of the troops? A) Give up golfing (or at least &#8230; <a href="http://wagthedog.wordpress.com/2008/05/15/here-comes-an-american-patriot/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=wagthedog.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1715913&amp;post=188&amp;subd=wagthedog&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Bush &#8211; Our Credible President</title>
		<link>http://wagthedog.wordpress.com/2008/04/03/bush-our-credible-president/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Apr 2008 16:17:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bogartstewart</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Isn&#8217;t that an oxymoron&#8230; emphasis on MORON? I caught an episode of Keith Olbermann&#8217;s Countdown last night, and he was showing clips from past shows.  Below is a gem from January 10, 2007.  The clip is just a reminder of what a great &#8230; <a href="http://wagthedog.wordpress.com/2008/04/03/bush-our-credible-president/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=wagthedog.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1715913&amp;post=186&amp;subd=wagthedog&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Twisted Sister guitarist says ‘I Want Barack’</title>
		<link>http://wagthedog.wordpress.com/2008/03/31/twisted-sister-guitarist-says-%e2%80%98i-want-barack%e2%80%99/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:35:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bogartstewart</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Band’s anthem ‘I Wanna Rock’ re-recorded to show political allegiance ATLANTIC CITY, N.J. &#8211; Jay Jay French wants to rock. He also wants Barack. So the Twisted Sister guitarist has re-recorded the heavy metal band’s anthem, “I Wanna Rock,” which &#8230; <a href="http://wagthedog.wordpress.com/2008/03/31/twisted-sister-guitarist-says-%e2%80%98i-want-barack%e2%80%99/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=wagthedog.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1715913&amp;post=185&amp;subd=wagthedog&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Favre Retires (again?)</title>
		<link>http://wagthedog.wordpress.com/2008/03/04/favre-retires-again/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Mar 2008 15:48:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bogartstewart</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[And Cheeseheads Cry (again)  The most storied quarterback career in NFL history is coming to a close. Wag the Dog has learned that legendary quarterback Brett Favre has decided to retire. In fact, it&#8217;s believed he informed the Green Bay &#8230; <a href="http://wagthedog.wordpress.com/2008/03/04/favre-retires-again/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=wagthedog.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1715913&amp;post=184&amp;subd=wagthedog&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Apply Liberally</title>
		<link>http://wagthedog.wordpress.com/2008/02/28/some-food-for-thought-for-single-issue-conservative-voters/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Feb 2008 20:09:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bogartstewart</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Day in the Life of Joe Middle-Class Republican&#8221; By John Gray - Cincinnati, Ohio Joe gets up at 6:00am to prepare his morning coffee. He fills his pot full of good clean drinking water because some liberal fought for minimum water &#8230; <a href="http://wagthedog.wordpress.com/2008/02/28/some-food-for-thought-for-single-issue-conservative-voters/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=wagthedog.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1715913&amp;post=182&amp;subd=wagthedog&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2008 06:03:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hints from Heloise Lily the Beagle Following is the first installment of &#8220;Ask Lily the Beagle&#8221;, Wag the Dog&#8217;s official advice column. Dear Lily the Beagle: I&#8217;m a lean, clean, handsome black labrador retriever living in the suburbs south of Minneapolis.  I really &#8230; <a href="http://wagthedog.wordpress.com/2008/02/25/toilet-cleaning-instructions/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=wagthedog.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1715913&amp;post=181&amp;subd=wagthedog&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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